paulyoptosaurus:

its 2012 why cant we print food off the internet god damnit obama

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starksfell:

when i’m alone i pretend to be singing at my concert and pretend to be acting in a movie and pretend to be doing an interview on ellen don’t judge me

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  • wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  • stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahahagaHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
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snorlaxatives:

what if everyone in the entire world clapped at the exact same time? would it be really loud or would you only hear the claps close to you omfg i can’t think straight

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